So, you want to hire me.

Great! I am specifically interested in doing iOS and javascript/node programming.

I am currently very happily employed, and my next employer will most likely be myself. However, if you would still like to discuss opportunities at your hot startup or company, here is the list of my requirements:

When I am passionate about an idea and decide to focus myself on it, I am extremely effective, especially when I am self-directed.

You would have to be certifiably insane to accept these terms, but if they are agreeable, then let's talk! I will be the happiest, most effective, most productive engineer you will ever have hired.